Flush Outta Here
I think germophobia is a selective OCD—at least with my self-diagnosed friends. If they were aware of how many germs actually invaded every orifice of the body at every single moment, paranoia would turn into paralysis and a fatal stroke. Toilet water vaporizes with bacteria and shoots 20 feet into the air when flushed. How do they (germaphobes, not turds) survive? They’re selective. They unknowingly block some of the crap (turds included) out so they can actually function in society. Oftentimes you just have to push through the constipation to get on in life. Push and flush.